"What happened to all my friends & family? Am I the last Deer? But I Put All My Faith into Mr. Wolf to Protect Me." (Photo: T. Webb)
Feeding so much Deer food to the Leprechauns didn’t bother Mr. Wolf because Mr. Wolf ate MEAT.
His schemes ensured he always had far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, FAR more to eat than all the other animals.
Mr. Wolf liked to eat his MEAT and didn't believe in ANY Limits. Mr. Wolf Believed in Mr. Wolf.
Furthermore, Mr. Wolf knew that confiscating the vast bulk of the Forests’ growth, while rationing tiny bits and pieces of the growth, and the resulting Desperation and Fear, helped him maintain his total power and position at the top of the food chain.
Mr. Wolf’s Tangled Rationing ensured the Rabbits and Deer Would Increasingly Suffer and Increasingly Fight each other.
The Huge Scheme enabled Mr. Wolf to Conduct His Own Plans, to Do Whatever He Pleased, as No One was Paying Careful Attention to the Greedy Vines Growing Thicker and More Extensive throughout the Canopy, choking the Entire Forest.
The Tangled Vines caused too many trees’ fruit to die and too few trees grew to shade and protect ALL the animals of the forest.
As Mr. Wolf’s Self-Fulfilling Prophecies manifested their Rotten Fruit, and as More Rabbits Naturally Grew Wilder, due to serious crimes against animals enabled by Mr. Glow Box's Misdirection and Mr. Wolf’s Scheme (Stealing nearly ALL the Food and the Powerful Leprechauns Killing TOO MANY Rabbits and Killing Also Rabbit Children in their Holes), Mr. Wolf Saw Yet another Opportunity for Himself.
Hiding out Behind his Great Walls in his Fortress at the Commanding Heights of Wolf Tower, behind his Super Zip Code and under the full power and protection of HIS Shock and Awe Leprechauns, who were focused 100% on protecting Mr. Wolf’s interests, Mr. Wolf Made Sure One of the Wildest Rabbits was Let Loose among the Deer.
"Look!" the Deer cried. "A Wild Rabbit is Among Us! What Must We Do, Mr. Wolf?"
"A Traitor Has Let Loose this Terrible Rabbit Among You!" Mr. Wolf said Through His Intermediary, Mr. Glow Box. "But All the Bad Things Will Never Happen Again Because Only I Am Strong and Only I Know What to Do.”
Protected by Leprechauns, Mr. Wolf didn't put his own life (or those of his pups) on the line to back up anything he said or claimed to believe or support. However, he was quite willing to leave the dying to others and others children. Mr. Wolf's own wolf pups were shielded from suffering the Horrors suffered by Deer and Rabbits. The concept of Selfless Service, though well known to the Bucks who had broken their antlers, was quite foreign to Mr. Wolf, although he claimed to be "one of the deer" and "for the deer."
Yet, Mr. Wolf brandished the deer horns he had found on the ground, as he spoke to the herd.
“Because All of Us Deer Are in Constant Existential Danger All the Time Everywhere, Day and Night, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 Days A Year, the Only Possible Way to Keep Everyone PERFECTLY Safe is to Register Not Only the Rabbits, but ALSO ALL THE DEER, so that I Can Be Certain to See Every Single Thing that Happens in the Forest in an Omniscient Manner and Know What ALL Animals are Doing All the Time."
Mr. Glow Box echoed the same Big Promise over and over and over and over: "Put Your Total and Complete Faith in Mr. Wolf’s Omniscience! Put Your Total Trust in Leprechauns! This is the ONLY Way Mr. Wolf can Fully Protect You and Your Fawns and Stop All the Bad Scary Things from Happening!"
Mr. Wolf waved the horns above the herd: "Deer Power!"
"Yes! Yes! Deer Power! Deer Power!" cried the Deer who were more terrified than ever, thanks to Mr. Wolf, Mr. Glow Box and the Tangled Vines.
"You and You Alone Are All-Powerful, Mr. Wolf. We Put All of our Faith into You, Mr. Wolf, Your Infinite Wisdom. We Depend on Your Goodness and Benevolence, and No Other. Register Us Too! We WANT You to Register Us! We LOVE You, Mr. Wolf! We LOVE Registration!”
“PLEASE Mr. Wolf!” the Deer begged, crawling like sickly worms on their starving bellies through the filthy dirt to lick the bloody paws of Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf smiled from his Throne, for the first time letting just a glint of his fangs appear.
“PLEASE Register ALL of Us Deer too! Register ALL the Animals in the Entire Forest! Keep All of Us Deer Perfectly Safe Mr. Wolf! Take Away All of Our Fear! We beg you!"
Fear is how the once free and healthy Deer Herd Enthusiastically Surrendered Themselves to Be Registered:
Ultimately, Registered under the EXACT SAME Animal Registration the Deer had earlier forced on the Rabbits.
Fear is how it came to be that ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE FOREST WERE TAGGED AND REGISTERED AND UNDER THE TOTAL POWER OF MR. WOLF AND HIS LEPRECHAUNS.
Within a Few Short Months after ALL Animals had been Registered, the Forest Was Empty.
Millions of Rabbits AND Deer were DEAD.
Millions of Rabbits AND Deer, as well as Squirrels, Groundhogs, and Countless Other Animals, in the Forest that was supposed to be Home to ALL Animals were DEAD because Mr. Wolf Had No Higher Predator. Mr. Wolf had been allowed by the Deer Herd to run Wild for far too long, with zero responsibility and accountability.
Mr. Wolf’s Tangled Vines Had Killed All the Mountain Lions and Bears. The Forest had lost all Balance. The Deer, Blinded by Fear, were unable to see Mr. Wolf for who he truly was. It was too late.
Mr. Wolf had Grown Much Fatter and Hungrier than the Forest.
With the assistance of Mr. Glow Box, Mr. Wolf Had Cleverly Registered ALL the Rabbits and the Deer at His Luxury Restaurant Where He Dined on Rabbit Stew and Deer Steak Served on Gold Plates.
One Deer or One Rabbit to fill his stomach is never enough for Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf Has Been Burning the Entire Forest to Roast Such a Terrible Amount of Meat at His Extravagant Table.
Should the Wolf run wild and loose until the whole Earth is scorched?
Until not even a single Living Tree remains?
His schemes ensured he always had far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, far, FAR more to eat than all the other animals.
Mr. Wolf liked to eat his MEAT and didn't believe in ANY Limits. Mr. Wolf Believed in Mr. Wolf.
Furthermore, Mr. Wolf knew that confiscating the vast bulk of the Forests’ growth, while rationing tiny bits and pieces of the growth, and the resulting Desperation and Fear, helped him maintain his total power and position at the top of the food chain.
Mr. Wolf’s Tangled Rationing ensured the Rabbits and Deer Would Increasingly Suffer and Increasingly Fight each other.
The Huge Scheme enabled Mr. Wolf to Conduct His Own Plans, to Do Whatever He Pleased, as No One was Paying Careful Attention to the Greedy Vines Growing Thicker and More Extensive throughout the Canopy, choking the Entire Forest.
The Tangled Vines caused too many trees’ fruit to die and too few trees grew to shade and protect ALL the animals of the forest.
As Mr. Wolf’s Self-Fulfilling Prophecies manifested their Rotten Fruit, and as More Rabbits Naturally Grew Wilder, due to serious crimes against animals enabled by Mr. Glow Box's Misdirection and Mr. Wolf’s Scheme (Stealing nearly ALL the Food and the Powerful Leprechauns Killing TOO MANY Rabbits and Killing Also Rabbit Children in their Holes), Mr. Wolf Saw Yet another Opportunity for Himself.
Hiding out Behind his Great Walls in his Fortress at the Commanding Heights of Wolf Tower, behind his Super Zip Code and under the full power and protection of HIS Shock and Awe Leprechauns, who were focused 100% on protecting Mr. Wolf’s interests, Mr. Wolf Made Sure One of the Wildest Rabbits was Let Loose among the Deer.
"Look!" the Deer cried. "A Wild Rabbit is Among Us! What Must We Do, Mr. Wolf?"
"A Traitor Has Let Loose this Terrible Rabbit Among You!" Mr. Wolf said Through His Intermediary, Mr. Glow Box. "But All the Bad Things Will Never Happen Again Because Only I Am Strong and Only I Know What to Do.”
Protected by Leprechauns, Mr. Wolf didn't put his own life (or those of his pups) on the line to back up anything he said or claimed to believe or support. However, he was quite willing to leave the dying to others and others children. Mr. Wolf's own wolf pups were shielded from suffering the Horrors suffered by Deer and Rabbits. The concept of Selfless Service, though well known to the Bucks who had broken their antlers, was quite foreign to Mr. Wolf, although he claimed to be "one of the deer" and "for the deer."
Yet, Mr. Wolf brandished the deer horns he had found on the ground, as he spoke to the herd.
“Because All of Us Deer Are in Constant Existential Danger All the Time Everywhere, Day and Night, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 Days A Year, the Only Possible Way to Keep Everyone PERFECTLY Safe is to Register Not Only the Rabbits, but ALSO ALL THE DEER, so that I Can Be Certain to See Every Single Thing that Happens in the Forest in an Omniscient Manner and Know What ALL Animals are Doing All the Time."
Mr. Glow Box echoed the same Big Promise over and over and over and over: "Put Your Total and Complete Faith in Mr. Wolf’s Omniscience! Put Your Total Trust in Leprechauns! This is the ONLY Way Mr. Wolf can Fully Protect You and Your Fawns and Stop All the Bad Scary Things from Happening!"
Mr. Wolf waved the horns above the herd: "Deer Power!"
"Yes! Yes! Deer Power! Deer Power!" cried the Deer who were more terrified than ever, thanks to Mr. Wolf, Mr. Glow Box and the Tangled Vines.
"You and You Alone Are All-Powerful, Mr. Wolf. We Put All of our Faith into You, Mr. Wolf, Your Infinite Wisdom. We Depend on Your Goodness and Benevolence, and No Other. Register Us Too! We WANT You to Register Us! We LOVE You, Mr. Wolf! We LOVE Registration!”
“PLEASE Mr. Wolf!” the Deer begged, crawling like sickly worms on their starving bellies through the filthy dirt to lick the bloody paws of Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf smiled from his Throne, for the first time letting just a glint of his fangs appear.
“PLEASE Register ALL of Us Deer too! Register ALL the Animals in the Entire Forest! Keep All of Us Deer Perfectly Safe Mr. Wolf! Take Away All of Our Fear! We beg you!"
Fear is how the once free and healthy Deer Herd Enthusiastically Surrendered Themselves to Be Registered:
Ultimately, Registered under the EXACT SAME Animal Registration the Deer had earlier forced on the Rabbits.
Fear is how it came to be that ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE FOREST WERE TAGGED AND REGISTERED AND UNDER THE TOTAL POWER OF MR. WOLF AND HIS LEPRECHAUNS.
Within a Few Short Months after ALL Animals had been Registered, the Forest Was Empty.
Millions of Rabbits AND Deer were DEAD.
Millions of Rabbits AND Deer, as well as Squirrels, Groundhogs, and Countless Other Animals, in the Forest that was supposed to be Home to ALL Animals were DEAD because Mr. Wolf Had No Higher Predator. Mr. Wolf had been allowed by the Deer Herd to run Wild for far too long, with zero responsibility and accountability.
Mr. Wolf’s Tangled Vines Had Killed All the Mountain Lions and Bears. The Forest had lost all Balance. The Deer, Blinded by Fear, were unable to see Mr. Wolf for who he truly was. It was too late.
Mr. Wolf had Grown Much Fatter and Hungrier than the Forest.
With the assistance of Mr. Glow Box, Mr. Wolf Had Cleverly Registered ALL the Rabbits and the Deer at His Luxury Restaurant Where He Dined on Rabbit Stew and Deer Steak Served on Gold Plates.
One Deer or One Rabbit to fill his stomach is never enough for Mr. Wolf.
Mr. Wolf Has Been Burning the Entire Forest to Roast Such a Terrible Amount of Meat at His Extravagant Table.
Should the Wolf run wild and loose until the whole Earth is scorched?
Until not even a single Living Tree remains?
