"Deer are the Greatest & Noblest Creatures in the Forest," said Mr. Wolf. "I Love Deer!" (photo by Theodore Webb)
"Look! Mr. Wolf Wears Antlers. Mr. Wolf is Strong! He Speaks His Mind and Always Speaks the FULL Truth Because He Tells Us So!" the Deer Cried. "We Believe in You, Mr. Wolf! What Must We Do so We Can Be Relieved of This Terrible Fear?"
"Everything is Simple. Everything is Easy. Deer are Great," Mr. Wolf replied, according to his public motto which he repeated over and over via Mr. Glow Box. "Whatever the Weak Will Not Do to Protect You, I Will Do, Because I Am Strong. I Will Take Strong Action and Immediately Put a Micro Leprechaun Beneath the Skin of the Terrible Rabbits Who Are Causing All Our Problems So that The Terrible Rabbits Can Be Properly Registered. This may sound 'bad,' but I don’t care! Believe me, this is only temporary, just until we know what’s going on with Rabbits.”
Mr. Wolf continued his speech, which appealed to many frightened and angry Deer.
"I Love Deer! Deer are the Greatest Animals in the Forest! Great & Noble Deer:You Can 100% Count on Mr. Wolf to Put the Most Powerful Leprechauns in Every Rabbit Hole to Kill All the Bad Rabbits. The Leprechauns will Register All the Remaining Rabbits, because it is all so simple: Deer are Great! Deer are Greater than the Forest! Greater than Anything! But All Rabbits are the Same, and Rabbits Cannot be Trusted. My Smart Leprechauns are 100% Perfect and Perfectly Capable of Picking Out and Killing Only the Bad Leprechauns.”
Mr. Wolf continued,
“Leprechauns are the best and truest friends of Deer, because only Leprechauns can bring Deer Everything Deer Hearts Could Ever Desire. Leprechauns can make All Deer Dreams Come True and No One Could Ever Be Harmed by Such Dreams of Possessing Everything under the Sun! But to accomplish such Noble Dreams worthy of Great Deer, Leprechauns Must Always Report Exclusively to Me, So I Can See and Know Everything at All Times. ONLY Killing MORE Rabbits and Rabbit Registration Will Keep Everyone Safe, Give Deer Everything They Desire and Protect Deer from the Big Scary! This is the ONLY way!"
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"Everything is Simple. Everything is Easy. Deer are Great," Mr. Wolf replied, according to his public motto which he repeated over and over via Mr. Glow Box. "Whatever the Weak Will Not Do to Protect You, I Will Do, Because I Am Strong. I Will Take Strong Action and Immediately Put a Micro Leprechaun Beneath the Skin of the Terrible Rabbits Who Are Causing All Our Problems So that The Terrible Rabbits Can Be Properly Registered. This may sound 'bad,' but I don’t care! Believe me, this is only temporary, just until we know what’s going on with Rabbits.”
Mr. Wolf continued his speech, which appealed to many frightened and angry Deer.
"I Love Deer! Deer are the Greatest Animals in the Forest! Great & Noble Deer:You Can 100% Count on Mr. Wolf to Put the Most Powerful Leprechauns in Every Rabbit Hole to Kill All the Bad Rabbits. The Leprechauns will Register All the Remaining Rabbits, because it is all so simple: Deer are Great! Deer are Greater than the Forest! Greater than Anything! But All Rabbits are the Same, and Rabbits Cannot be Trusted. My Smart Leprechauns are 100% Perfect and Perfectly Capable of Picking Out and Killing Only the Bad Leprechauns.”
Mr. Wolf continued,
“Leprechauns are the best and truest friends of Deer, because only Leprechauns can bring Deer Everything Deer Hearts Could Ever Desire. Leprechauns can make All Deer Dreams Come True and No One Could Ever Be Harmed by Such Dreams of Possessing Everything under the Sun! But to accomplish such Noble Dreams worthy of Great Deer, Leprechauns Must Always Report Exclusively to Me, So I Can See and Know Everything at All Times. ONLY Killing MORE Rabbits and Rabbit Registration Will Keep Everyone Safe, Give Deer Everything They Desire and Protect Deer from the Big Scary! This is the ONLY way!"
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